Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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