She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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