If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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