protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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