Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
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When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize