What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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