Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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