ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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