last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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