why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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