Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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