Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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