At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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