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I think I'm in Tiajuana

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You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago

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I could be

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(706): I think I'm in Tiajuana (404): You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago (706): I could be http://tfl.nu/4kta

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(310): View more from California

kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.

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damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.

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(310): kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley. (1-310): damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now. http://tfl.nu/1545

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(727): View more from Florida

If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.

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(727): If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends. http://tfl.nu/hu0f

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.

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(816): Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete. http://tfl.nu/oev7

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(443): View more from Maryland

Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.

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(443): Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one. http://tfl.nu/dq1o

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(917): View more from New York City

i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing

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(917): i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing http://tfl.nu/u02m

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(619): View more from California

He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.

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(619): He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy. http://tfl.nu/8ucs

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.

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(902): If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I. http://tfl.nu/orkf

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(613): View more from Ontario

Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.

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(613): Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground. http://tfl.nu/deou

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(240): View more from Maryland

Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.

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(240): Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic. http://tfl.nu/gchg

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(860): View more from Connecticut

you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.

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(860): you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you. http://tfl.nu/qv5y

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(907): View more from Alaska

Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night

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(907): Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night http://tfl.nu/7a8c

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.

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(781): Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth. http://tfl.nu/q2q1

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(251): View more from Alabama

How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.

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(251): How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern. http://tfl.nu/mfwl

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(323): View more from California

How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?

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(323): How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30? http://tfl.nu/e1i6

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