So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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