It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
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The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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