Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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