Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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