This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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