your room smells of hookers.
And success
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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