I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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