whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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