I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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