at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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