Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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