very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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