How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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