Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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