She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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