I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
As shirtless as possible
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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