idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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