AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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