I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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