just tell him i said nine months
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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