i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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