i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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