Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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