In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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