wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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