Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You're my little dorito
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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