I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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