What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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