I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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