New invention idea: vibrating tampons
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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