Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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