Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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