Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
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At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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