I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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