she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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