I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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